Dinosaurs? Anti-War? Welcome To The Woke Age of Star Wars
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When the High Republic was announced as the next big thing for future Star Wars films, I didn’t realize that I would have to be high to enjoy it. This. Sounds. Horrible. Just look at these brainstorming sessions written down on this write board:
The guys at Geek+Gaming perfectly break down the outright stupidity of this Woke SJWs polluting a once fan favorite franchise:
I mean really? When you push away your devoted fan base to appease an invisible one you are left with a franchise in disarray. Just ask DC Comics who on Friday FIRED their publisher. I mean I got a great idea that Kathleen Kennedy might love: A young rejected by society Hutt who is trans and doesn’t believe in the overly religious force users, must team up with his Hutt sister who identifies as a wookie to fight for social justice issues in the planet Tattoine who worships the legend of Luke Skywalker, the man who killed hundreds of innocent lives when he attacked the Death Star.
You can mail me my check Kathleen Kennedy and Disney.
