All you normies out there buying your rice, soap and toilet paper…what you should really be investing in is one of these:
But seriously while the middle class is fighting and clawing over face masks, the 1% which are made up of the wealthy and celebrities are buying luxury fallout shelters. Yes people, this is what it has come to.
Clyde Scott runs America’s biggest nuclear bomb bunker business – since Trump’s inauguration his orders have rocketed and now with the rise of the Coronavirus, people are freaking out more than ever and business is booming for Clyde.
In an interview with Dazed, Scott talked about how much his current bunkers go for and which celeb he is building a bunker for:
The lowest end that I sell is $45,000 and that’s delivered and installed anywhere in the US. That’s what I call an eight-foot by 12-foot mini bunker. It has water filtration, air filtration, blast valves, sinks, showers, toilets, a camera system, a solar energy generator. But, in all honesty, what I build just depends on how deep someone’s pocket is. We can build a $100m shelter if someone wants it. My higher range starts at $8m and those shelters have Jacuzzi tubs, a swimming pool for exercise and are about 40 feet long and 15 feet wide. Did you hear about Kim and Kanye getting one built? Yeah, that’s one of ours. I’m sure Kim’s will have a pool too. But look, my clientele goes up way higher than her.
So hold onto your pennies kids, but if things continue to go like they are going, you might need to reach ol’ Clyde and get a bunker built!