Journalism isn’t just dead when it comes to politics, it’s also dead as a door nail when it comes to reporting on video games. Especially when it doesn’t fall to every simpering and bitching whim of identity politics that is poisoning every faucet of our lives.
Case in point the highly anticipated new open world video game, Cyberpunk 2077, CD Projekt Red’s follow up to The Witcher 3. This game is so beloved it had entire Reddit boards devoted to multiple aspects of it years before the game even came out. So naturally something as popular as this caught the attention of the SJWs. Now that they can’t riot, protest, or rally against Trump anymore, they have to turn their attention on popular things like TV shows, movies, and video games.
In the new game, there’s something about an energy drink poster featuring a seductive looking trans girl and a bulging penis can be seen ever so slightly in the trans girl’s pants.
“In [the year] 2077, especially with how much body modifications are available, I think people just mix and match however they want, however they feel,” Kasia Redesiuk, one of the game’s artists, said. “And even society is more open to different kinds of relationships.”
So at the end of the day, who cares. It’s a billboard in a video game. Oh but the “violence against transphobia” doesn’t end there kiddos.
Apparently, despite the fact you can make your character any sex you want, the fact you can’t give a female voice to a male body and a male voice to a female body is extremely detrimental to certain gaming journalists. But the final straw came when during the robust character creation that let’s you design everything from robotic parts to pubic hair design (no joke) the most OFFENSIVE aspect of the game is….IT ONLY HAS TWO GENDERS TO CHOOSE FROM!!!
Did I mention…there’s no PRONOUNS!?!
No hold on people with too much time on your hands that get upset you can’t apply your sexual preference to a fantasy world element. Despite some reporters taking Cyberpunk 2077 to the gallows, the game does at least try to be diverse and all inclusive. There are also no gender limitations, so anyone can choose between a small or large penis, a one-size-fits-all vagina, or no genitals at all. You can also choose your breast and buttock size. Oh the choices. Just no pronouns.
Now I know what you are saying, “you said the game only recognizes two genders because of well you know…
But some users have already stumbled upon a gay sex scene in the game. A screengrab of gamer xQc pushing through dialogue and accidentally opting to hook up with a male prostitute has made its way to Twitter…so all-inclusive. But for raging SJWs whose science changes every season, this is no enough!
So what’s a game developer to do? You go to woke you go broke. But if you stay too clean they gonna get mean. Bottom line, fuck em’ both. Cyberpunk 2077 is an amazing looking game that looks loads of fun with tons of replay value. I plan to play as both the female and male versions of the character and have a blast doing it. Why? Because ITS A FUCKING VIDEO GAME! You don’t have to insert politics, identity politics, or any kind of politics into a game, movie, or tv show just to appease a small audience of assholes begging for attention!
Now I’m gonna go play Cyberpunk 2077 but check out what my boy Mannix on YouTube had to say when he ripped these supposed gaming journalists apart for their lackadaisical review of the game below: