Let’s face it, 2020 was hell but 2021 was the sequel to hell. It was the Caddyshack 2 of years. Everyone believed that once we got the Orange man out of Washington we would have a COVID-less world with unity and love.
Not so much.
These are HipsterZOMBIEJoint’s Top 10 Worst Things of 2021:
Tiger King 2
The original Tiger King was a runaway hit during lockdown. Fast forward to 2021 a sequel has arrived it has nothing but go away heat. While Netflix tries to squeeze this absurd story for every last dollar, we as the audience could care less about the former employee best friend cousin who once associated with Joe Exotic.
Snake Eyes: GI Joe Origins
Remember back in the day when Hollywood would take an IP for its name only and churn out a product that had nothing to do with the source material? Well apparently some studios are still okay with this which is why we got one of the most boring ninja/action films of the year. Spoiler alert, Snake Eyes doesn’t even get his costume until the end of the movie.
Vince McMahon Fires Almost Every WWE Wrestler
The WWE is going to be sold before the end of 2022, mark my words. As owner Vince McMahon reaches his elder years, he just isn’t young enough to compete against the upstart All Elite Wrestling. Now that the company has been snagged by Peacock streaming service for a couple billion money is no longer an issue. But I guess wrestlers aren’t needed anymore either. Vince either fired or let go of WWE stars like Daniel Bryan, Bray Wyatt, Malakai Black, The IICONICS, Ruby Soho, FTR, and many many more than we started popping up on other wrestling promotions. Mostly on AEW. But I’m sure once WWE is sold, they will most likely just have digital characters wrestling instead of actual human beings.
Netflix’s Live-Action Cowboy Bebop Series
Netflix needs to stop trying to adapt anime to live-action. They just can’t do it, Cowboy Bebop is the latest indictment. The series premiered and was canceled in less than two months. Of course it doesn’t help that one of the stars was also calling out fans of the anime online before the series premiered…
Space Jam A New Legacy
LeBron James is a bitch. He might have the records to put him in the same breath as Michael Jordan, but he is deeply unlikeable. Space Jam 2 wasn’t needed and no one was asking for it. It was pretty much just a two hour commercial for HBO Max. With Basketball. That wasn’t even in space.
Playstation 5 Still Out of Stock
It’s been a long time since the PS5 launched. Unless you braved endless lines at stores or knew someone in the supply chain, getting ahold of a PS5 is near impossible. It’s not in stores. It’s on Amazon. It is on EBAY if you want to spend 1500 dollars to get one. 2022 claims to be the year PS5 will start to get exclusive games for the next gen system. Hopefully by then gamers have a PS5 to play them on.
Anything By Lil Nas X
Look, this dude blows. His music is weak and his outfits are ridiculous. Be ashamed if you bump his music…
Misleading News Coverage
2021 proved fake news is alive and poisoning our country. If MSNBC is race baiting or trying to stir up a race war, CNN allows one of their biggest correspondents to give information to his political family members in exchange for ratings. The news vilified cops, pushed outrageous agendas, and called violent riots mostly peaceful protests. No wonder nobody watches the news anymore.
Woke Mob Rules America
Since January the woke mob has run the show. Their identity politics, critical race theory, and outrageous ideology has destabilized the country in all facets. From entertainment, to the workplace, what we buy is all put under a microscope and unless you play along you are an enemy that is in danger of being canceled. After 12 months seeing this country living in Marie Antoinette Modern Day Nightmare, is America better or worse after being “Woke.”
Biden As U.S. President
A destabilized Middle East. High gas prices. Supply chain crisis. Border wall crisis. Out of control crime on the rise. Inflation destroying the middle class. And variations of the pandemic wreaking more havoc on the country than in 2020, despite a President who said he would beat it. President Biden hasn’t even given a State of the Union and he has already royally fucked this country up far worse than the Orange man did with his “mean tweets.” Anyone in their right mind who voted for him must have serious buyers remorse and if they don’t they must be deeply, deeply stupid. 2021 sucked and Biden was a big reason why it was a total shit fest.
What did you hate about 2021? Let us know in the comments!